magnetification

inabasket:

My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.

Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”

I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.

So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”

And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”